Bath jokes
Next bath jokes »
What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath?
One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them ?
Stan: In the bathroom
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ?
Stan: Blindfold them !
May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?
Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !
Ed: You were? What did you do ?
Ned: I took a bath !
A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath?' he asked the clerk.
'I can give you a room,' the clerk said. 'But you'll have to take the bath by yourself!'
Next bath jokes »