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Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath.
Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.
Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off?
Igor: Yes, I hate it.
Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! I've invented the square tub . . .
Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in?
The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The idiot replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please?
Porter: I can give you a room, but you'll have to wash yourself.
Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.
Joe: I'll run the bath then.
Mom: Why?
Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken in water."
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