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Does your brother keep himself clean?
Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.
Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning.
Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor.
Doctor: You do?
Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
Why did the bank robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
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