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How do vampire football players get the mud off?
They all get in the bat-tub.
Which villains steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.
Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before.
Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap?
Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for medicine.
The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while you're having your lunch?"
"It's okay with me lady," said the plumber, "as long as you don't splash my sandwiches."
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